About

I've been working on the About page for maybe a month now and I still haven't figured it out. I don't have any interesting stories to share, or, maybe I do but I can't remember them. And if I do remember them it's not in any great detail and it's not very interesting for me to tell you "once, I did x" and that's it.

As you can tell, my memory is pretty bad. So here are a few things I can remember (and many things I can't).

- I remember most of the lyrics to "My Beloved Monster" by the Eels from Shrek.

- I can remember my dog's birthdate.

- I have no idea when my siblings or nephews were born. I have only just triangulated months for my siblings and 1 nephew.

- I went to China for 17 days in the summer after I graduated high school as part of a program. I only remember about 10 snippets of that entire trip.

- I went to Hawaii on vacation with my parents in middle school. I remember probably about 5 snippets.

- I remember nothing of my trip to Disney World as a kid except I got brutally sunburnt.

- I remember the humiliation I felt when I was (wrongfully) accused of plagiarism in high school.

- I remember the anger I felt when I was (wrongfully) accused of plagiarism in college. 

- I don't remember being vomited on my first day of kindergarten.

- I have a few "memories" that I don't know actually happened. They may be totally or partially fabricated.

- I often start watching shows and completely forget about them by the next week.

- I would forget my times tables almost every summer.